I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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