And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
