Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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