maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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