you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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