He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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