Midget sex pt 2 tonight
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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