I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Randomize
