LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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