wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i dont even know how to be here
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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