Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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