Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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