i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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