wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
