let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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