Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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