How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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