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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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