Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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