My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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