All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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So much rum. So many feels.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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