I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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