pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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