My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
two words: eviction party
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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