I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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