Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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