fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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