I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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