For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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