should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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