I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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