i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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