I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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