I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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