YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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