she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life