Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...