if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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