Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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