we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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