Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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