The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
