I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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