Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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