did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
