Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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