Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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