Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize
