i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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