Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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