I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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