don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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