I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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