So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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