There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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