I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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