i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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