we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Randomize
